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The Ballad of Mark the Kramer (person)
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by
artman2003
Mon Mar 26 2012 at 16:53:47
♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô
"Oh! They call him
Mark the Kramer
,
He's very, very tanned,
He uses SPF two-hundred,
And
Banana Boat
is his brand!
With his bronzed skin he fights,
To defend the beach-going Scots,
With that chest hair, boobs, and tights,
Like
Hasselhoff
on
Baywatch
!"
♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô
My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
Sassenach
Common Glasgow, Edinburgh and Scottish colloquial terms and words
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
March 28, 2012
Battle of Flodden
I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
Flower Of Scotland
Banana Boat
Oolong
Boatswain
Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
Richard Sylbert
The AntiDating Patch
Flodden Field
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
Grog
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broken heart syndrome
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Battle of Bramham Moor
The Laws of William the Conqueror