Don't call me white (idea) by baffo

I have always thought of myself as pink. When I tan I turn brown, with an olive hue.
Being white would be appalling: think of the sunburns. Also, white makes you look fat.
Besides, what colors go well with white ? you got it ... white again, very bad for fashion.

Luckily we are saved from such a disaster: even albinos are not really white. Moreover, blacks are not really black.

Think of this ... instead of Black Culture, we could talk about "Dark-to-Light Brown Culture". White supremacists should be "Light Pink Supremacists", while "Native Indian Pride" would be "More or Less Reddish Brown Pride".
Wouldn't it be funny ? Does it look ridiculous yet ?

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People using the word 'nazi' unnecessarily	NOFX	Judaism is a religion, not an ethnic grouping	I am an American mutt
I couldn't care less about diversity	Bob Jones University v. United States	Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group	White People
Less Than Jake	Ku Klux Klan	Paper, and paper of color	Don't feel bad to call him black
Mutts are The Ascendant Race	Red Dwarf: American Pilot	exterminate