The main wrong thing with
gringos is that they cannot leave things alone. Take refried beans for example: they can be either black or brown beans, and they are fried in
lard. Dig it ? lard. Fat of dead pig, rendered, and solidified into a white mass. L A R D.
But no, along come the gringo, and they must of course fuck around with the idea, and make it low calory, and vegetarian, and ethnic and spicy, and generaly speaking crappy, so that every minority view can be accomodated.
This is the same thing they did to pesto, but this would be digressing.
Can't they accept the fact that things are the way they are ? Can't they leave the bloody lard in the accursed beans ? Can't they respect names ?