Truly
amazing human being. His greatest
miracle was the
banishment of all the
snakes from the island of
Ireland.
But he didn't stop there. Oh no. When Saint Patrick was finished banishing all the snakes, he then went around the country and destroyed all snake fossils, and any written documents stating that there had ever been snakes in Ireland. What a guy.
Not to be confused with Saint Fred, who drove all the sabre-tooth tigers out of Leitrim.
this joke copyright Ed Byrne