Borked also makes a good substitute for fucked and boinked. Borked does tend to give the idea of a weighty figure of speech however, so it isnt a good idea to speak about your significant other in this way.
Borked is also a good way to explain a speeding ticket to someone:
"that popo pulled me over and borked me."
There have been contests to see how many times someone can say borked in one day without going too far out of context. The contest is very subjective and the points and winners are awarded the same merit given to the winners of the popular show Whose Line Is It Anyway?