Happy Noodle Boy is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's brainchild. He draws HNB strips when he's not out killing people. Happy Noodle Boy has to be read to be believed and is the author of such famous quotes as "Goddamn my navel itches!", "Stare deep into the spooky depths of my crotch!", and "Hokey pokey avec moi! Hokey pokey you shitting penal fissure!"