Alright, so you've left the city of
Vancouver, hopped upon the #1, and are making your way east. You pass, Burnaby and Coquitlam and
Surrey and even
Langley, and after these few hours of driving, land straight into
Abbotsford, the town
rumoured to have the most churchs per capita in all of
Canada. And you are hurdling down the freeway at 140km/hr, among big trucks going much faster than you, and cars doing 90km/hr, and
that impossible idiot weaving in between everyone. It's a little dangerous, but hey, that's the freeway without
photo radar.
SO you look up, and you see a big white billboard. With big black letters that say
"PREPARE TO MEET GOD"
What in the hell? Is this some sign of the apocalypse? or am I just going to get hit by a car? Or is it some idiot with a billboard, trying to scare the crap out of me? Wait a minute! I don't even believe in god. I'm going straight to hell! I'd better get off this freeway, and find an intersection, because there'll be a church on each corner, where I can save myself.
would I lie to you?