the sun is shining. i'm wearing one of those pathetic tennis outfits. the yuppie ones with a white skirt and matching dorky golf shirt. and red sneakers. i'm walking along the thick white line against dark green background, tightrope-style. looking down, i see the fuzzy chartreuse ball. it's rolling back and forth lazily on the wet ground. it doesn't belong here.stepping off my line, and into the monotonous green, i bounce the ball. once, twice. i catch it, toss it gently up into the air, and swing my racket. fwoomp! it connects, right above my head, and then sails sleepily across the net. the ball's in your court now. i don't want it anymore.

i don't want to go back to playing with the garage door, either.