Parallel parking is the act of parking your automobile in the same direction as other vehicles along any given roadside where parking is legal. This concept is foreign to the majority of licensed massholes in Boston. This is also irony at its best. Any masshole desiring to become a licensed driver must participate in a road examination which tests, among other things, the specific skill of parallel parking. Reason would dictate that any driver with a shiny, pretty license would be able to perform this skill, but alas, this is far from true. According to the DMV, the first step in parallel parking is to choose “…a space on the roadside that is long enough for your vehicle.” Most drivers do not even get past this step, therefore steps two through 6 become irrelevant. This makes parking and owning a vehicle in Boston quite a chore and causes much irritation. Dumbass drivers piss me off.