I had some MAJOR breach of contract issues with noders at this weekend's Nodermeet: Brain Dead and Fatherless: A Unique Nodermeet in Des Moines.
I showed up on Friday afternoon and set up a parking area by taking over some people's home through threat of violence. I charged noders five dollars a day to park on the property. In the end, I made almost six figures, but at least six noders did NOT pay but parked there anyway.
If you are one of these people or knows one of these people, please let me know.
Medically yours,
Dr. Peter Swilling