Hello, your friend Behr here. Today I would like to begin an experiment. In this experiment, I will be deferential to you and any companions you bring along. You will volunteer now for said experiment. You will do so by showing glee. This will be your time stamp signature when boarding the mother ship when our descendants face off to the death against the Borg. This will not involve us directly, but it will involve the creations of my presidency. Breeding pits will produce ALL our offspring and they will be fed raw human flesh (that sounds like a story Jet-Poop can write for this year's Halloween horror quest. Something to think about) from birth. Our armies will control all of the Earth. We will use Emerson Quiet Kool window type air conditioners from the 1970s to cool the Earth and put an end to climate change. The climate change denier supervan will have been destroyed. Africa will be mined. South America will be harvested for ALL its riches through strip mining and extreme overuse of fracking technology. We WILL own this planet by the time my presidency is done. Contribute to my campaign NOW through general delivery at the Utica post office.
Please come over and let me be deferential to you. It would please me. I have a spread of cheeses to put out when you arrive. Do NOT allow these cheeses to turn. Some already look "colorful."
This will require that you accept temporary lodgings with myself, Chopper, and future U.S. Vice President Chester Looney. It is a one room cabin way in the woods near Utica, New York, which you can look up on Google Maps, who pays me seven figures a year to endorse their products in my Pulitzer Prize winning columns on everything2.com brand website and affiliates. You will be changed by this experience in many ways. Your mental stability will have a razor thin margin between functioning and not functioning in ANY situation you face in life. Complete psychological breakdowns generally happen every two hours for thirty years after spending a week in a cabin in the woods with myself and associates. You will likely be missing one of your limbs afterwards. We will need it for the stew. In my America, we eat the weak and become stronger.
My friends.