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I found out my Uncle Boner was killed in a landslide this afternoon. No one cares because he didn't have the coronavirus. That is how people are these days. They just push grandpa out the third story window. And they don't give a shit. They just don't. They do NOT give a shit. I have seen it. People taking grandpa up to the third floor and pushing him out the window. Noders are doing this. I saw it at this weekend's Nodermeet, So Ready To Party Ten Feet Away From You: A Northern Colorado Nodermeet that was attended by 700 noders between Friday and Saturday night.

There was a lot of adultery. It NEEDS to stop. I am seriously about to call the Pope.

Medically yours,

Dr. Peter Swilling