• Living in an 80's sit-com, wondering why the entire cast had mall bangs and terrible fashion sense and didn't have last names.

  • Sitting on the stairs watching a poorly disguised Minnie Driver pick her way through the crowd. She was disgusted that no one recognized her.

  • In a communal shower next to Madonna who was seven feet tall and shooting a scene for some new movie.

  • The trapeze artists moved in tandem, clinging to one another in the air, while the rained on by-standers jeered. They were all the dispossessed: prostitutes, tranvestites, midgets; their sequins and feathers dripping, while the make-up ran and pooled around their feet.

  • A beautiful tall black man tried to teach me kung fu; there was sex in the air between us.

I really haven't figured this one out yet...