Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile. (idea)

On finding a wife	I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends	Fake Smile vs. Real Smile	Falling in love with your best friend
Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise	Not pulling a Graduate	Falling in love with fictional characters	Know your Enemy
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore	The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking	No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years	Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children	hot library chicks	People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever	When not to break up with your girlfriend
How to tell if someone loves you	Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.	Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod	Ambulance chaser
A Smile is a Funny Thing	I spent all of last night dancing on graves