OK, all you little wannabe hippies out there: If you want to see the worst possible outcome of your current lifestyle (should you fail to morph into the good Republican that I know lies within you), go visit Sedona, AZ.

One of the most beautiful places on earth, and I'm sure that at one time it was a sleepy little town with honest inhabitants. Now, however, it is overrun with old and young hippie "artists" selling everything under the sun. Most of what they are selling is snake oil.

My most memorable run-in there was with a psychic real estate agent. She would go into any home you were thinking of buying and see if the vibes were right for you.

The funny thing about this was, if you wanted a home for, say, $250,000, it just so happened that the vibes in that house were all wrong. However, there was a $400,000 house just down the way that was calling out to you with feng shui out the ass.

Some good art work can be found in this place. The scenery is beautiful. But you'll leave wanting to commit mass Post Office murder.