Escalation escalation
Another round for the shooter nation!
Another round of .22,
(but the slug don’t kill, what will we do?)
Another round of .38,
(but wait but wait but wait but wait)
Better off with .44,
(well, they’ll go through a child, but not a door)
Five five six N-A-T-O
(lookie how fast them slugs kin go)
Manstopper manstopper tell me true
How big a cavity the rifle blew
In the hearts and minds of Senators red
With thoughts and prayers whimpered just before bed
And bodyguards softly stroking their heads
I’m a Yankee Doodle dandy
I’d better keep my Armalite handy
A real live nephew of my Senator Ted
Born with a hole in my fucking head