Can't even come close... like phone sex:
Boss wants me to start running NT on my workstation (currently debian linux). ::sob:: I think dual booting will be the answer! Ingenious, Matt, ingenious.

War: Saw a funny cartoon concerning this Metallica vs. Napster issue over at joecartoon.com yesterday. See for yourself: http://www.joecartoon.com/buddies/chaos/index.html. If you're offended by strong language don't go there though.

I kin call mah ma frim up 'ere.. EY MA, GIT OFF THE DANG ROOF!
Ever notice that you can always differentiate those who can type without looking at they keyboard, and those who must look? I just received the following text in an email:
are YOU FAMILIAR WITH aPRICORN HARD DRIVES FOR LAPTOPS?
Notice that caps lock was turned on after the first word is typed but s/he never noticed. S/He proceeded to press the shift key to capitalize the "A" in "aPRICORN". Deduction: this individual cannot type for shit. But hey, who am I to judge?

Things to do today:

  • Take a nice long lunch (it's Friday)
  • Drink a beer at lunch (it's Friday)
  • Take a walk after work (stress relief)
  • Email friend at UPENN
eof.