I saw a bumper sticker
in a store at the beach that said "Geek Magnet
." My boyfriend
encouraged me to get it, for reasons that are beyond me, but I bought it and put it on my little gray honda
until I had a very unfortunate accident and had to get rid of it. Luckily, I saved the sticker, and its on the back of a notebook
I have now.
I'm not sure why I think it's so amusing
, but it is. I think it's cool, and I just don't understand why other people don't appreciate
it as much as I do. I know people see it, but no one ever comments on it. I think it's that they can't understand how cool it would be to be idolized
by a bunch of geeks
. When you think about it, geeks are very loyal followers
. There is always something they cling to with almost an obsessive
nature, even if it means public ridicule
. It would just be cool to be a geek magnet.
I just wish everyone could understand my bumper sticker
, and what it means to me. I think its my own private fantasy, to be queen of the geeks!
They are my loyal minions
, set out to undermine the government
. All for me
... I got a little carried away
. I just want to be a geek magnet, is that so much to ask?