Take one
standard American
church.
Add one
ambitious preacher, and a sprinkling of
rich patrons.
Mix in
millions of
dollars.
Exact amount not
necessary; put in as
much as you can.
Stir.
Let
rise until size is two orders of
magnitude larger.
Bake using the heat of
newfound political clout.
If you are visiting Tulsa soon, see Oral Roberts University for a prime example.