Gratis Life Advice: If involving adults, this game is best played with the least possible amount of homophobic males present. Participants who are of a more rotund build make excellent squeakers but terrible blindfoldees. Excitable adolescent males should not be a piggy - the proximity of a grown woman to their groin can have unfortunate effects. During the "sitting" action of the blindfoldee, care should be taken to ensure that the disorientation of said blindfoldee does not result in catastrophic crushing injuries.

fun variation: play while nekkid!