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Sat Aug 7 2004 at 02:40:09 (19.7 years ago )
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Wed Jan 10 2007 at 20:20:29 (17.3 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
Finding the beat.
specialties
Kissing the Mormon boys who come to save my soul.
school/company
Second Street Slammer
motto
Work like you need the money. Love like you're smarter than you were before. Dance like everyone is watching.
most recent writeup
Work like you don't need the monkey (idea)
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Goddamn paparazzi. Respect my goddamn Greta Garbo hat.





You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence

- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words











If life is like a box of chocolates, my goal is to poke every opportunity hard enough to see what's inside of it before popping the goddamn thing in my mouth.






Why did I leave Dubuque? Because I hated the old man smell of all the assholes who told me to call them "Uncle." It's the most heartwrenchingly pathetic smell ever. Bitter, pissy, faded, stale. Give me that new car leather, baby. That new car leather and a town full of fresh-faced college boys.