I am close friends with an undertaker,
a neighbor to an incinerator

I have a passing acquaintance
with several priests, some of whom give last rites
via speed dial.

I have been called a dark angel,
the patron saint of self-dug graves

I admit to some flaws, but
just a few.

I am nothing compared to my best friend,
an irritable hit man,
payments and patience both past due