The Golden Turkey Awards (thing)

The Golden Turkey Awards were a one-time event showcasing the worst movies EVER. The idea for the Golden Turkey comes from the book The Fifty Worst Movies of All Time, written by Randy Dreyfuss and Harry Medved. Over 3000 votes were cast, and over 2000 really, really bad movies were watched. Below is a list nodes containing the nominees and the winners for each category.

• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Embarrassing Movie Debut
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Title
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Badly Bumbled Bee Movie
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Casting
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Politician
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Two-Headed Transplant Movie
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Rodent Movie
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Novelist
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Cinematic Exploitation of a Physical Deformity
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Musical Extravaganza
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by an Actor or Actress as a Clergyman or Nun
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by an Actor as Jesus Christ
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Blaxploitation Movie
• The Golden Turkey Award for Biggest Ripoff
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Credit Line
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Unerotic Concept in Pornography
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by an Animal
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Vegetable Movie
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by Sonny Tufts
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ludicrous Racial Impersonation
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Obnoxious Child Performer
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Film You Never Saw
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Inane and Unwelcome Technical Advance
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Lines of Romantic Dialog
• The Golden Turkey Award for Life Achievement: Worst Director
• The Golden Turkey Award for Life Achievement: Worst Actress
• The Golden Turkey Award for Life Achievement: Worst Actor
• The Golden Turkey Award for People's Choice: Worst Film

Note: One of the movies mentioned in the nodes above is fake. It doesn't exist. The creators of The Golden Turkey Awards put it in as a kind of test - see if you can spot the one thing that actually didn't make its way to the screen. If you can, be proud: You are a B Movie King.