Pity me.
For 22 years now, my birthday has been on December 20. Well, I'm just about fed up with that. Every year on my birthday, for as long as I can remember, I've had to either take a final exam in something, or work late, or something equally heinous and unfair. Not to mention that the weather always sucks an unusually large amount of balls. This year, I have to skip my company's holiday dinner because of a damn final. You can apply to change your name, why can't you get your birthday legally changed?