If
Quizro's
paranoia were
true, then that would
contradict The Evil Anti-Quizro, who is, by
definition,
evil, and the anti-Quizro, so,
Quizro must not be
evil.
But, here's a simple test to find out:
Are You The Antichrist?
a self-test.
1. On average, how many crosses do you burn each day? _______________
2. Have you ever been blinded by a cross or other religous images? [ ] yes [ ] no
3. Does holy water make you fizz and moan "I'm melting...."? [ ] yes [ ] no
4. Do you keep holy water in your toilet so people piss on it? [ ] yes [ ] no
5. Do you work at Microsoft or America Online? [ ] yes [ ] no
6. When you multiply this question number by 111, do you like what [ ] yes [ ] no
you see?
7. Check all the following items that interest you:
[ ] pride [ ] avarice (greed) [ ] envy
[ ] wrath [ ] lust [ ] gluttony
[ ] sloth [ ] Win32 development