Actually, this node title is an actual Simpsons reference. Apu lost his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, so he had to go to the original Kwik-E-Mart in India to ask for his job back. The original Kwick-E-Mart was atop a giant mountain with a very narrow entry (Homer remarked, "that's not very convenient.")

And so, when Apu and Homer entered the very first Kwik-E-Mart in India, the founder of the Kwik-E-Mart, being ever-so-wise, said, "You have three questions."

Homer used up all three:
"Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
Yes.
"Really?"
Yes.
"You?"
Yes. Thank you, come again.

At this point Homer and Apu are kicked out and Apu for one is pissed.