Written for siouxsie, who couldn't sleep.

To the tune of Hush Little Baby:

Go to sleep, little noderling
Now that the sky is darkening.
Go where the little write-ups lie
Listening to my lullaby.
All of the FAQs are dreaming now
Follow them, they will show you how.
And all is quiet... in the chatterbox
None of the Other Users talks.
The Page of Cool has begun to snore
(which, I admit, is hard to ignore).
And nodeshells everywhere are asleep
All softlinked to nodes on sheep.
The "last seen" time on your homenode, pet,
Is as recent as it should get.
So log off and sleep little noder, do
evilrooster will upvote you.