Then I shall step in.
Jeff Smith, a long time PBS regular known as "The Frugal Gourmet", was being investigated for allegedly co-ercing male minors into sexual relations.
He eventually settled with the plaintiffs, to the tune of $5 million. Good thing he saved so much money over the years with his frugal cooking style.
Interestingly, he is an ordained minister of the United Methodist Church.
What next? Martin Yan (of Yan Can Cook) accused of brutally slaying 7 with meat cleaver?