Woke up with a start, after opening my eyes and realizing my pillow had a large amount of blood on it. It took me several seconds to comprehend that it was my nose that was bleeding. (You don't know yourself until you wake up thinking, "Oh my God, where did all this blood come from") So. Pinch nose, carefully peel back sheets so as to not get blood everywhere, hurry to the bathroom. Wash, pinch, wait...

It's been pretty decent since then, though. OOP discussion in Comp. Sci, went to the bank, washed the dishes from last night...yadda yadda yadda.