hidden track (idea)

The artists think, "ooh, I'll be cool and different and put a special bonus track after 15 empty tracks or 20 minutes of silence." The record company thinks, "hey, we're paying for 13 songs but the back only says 12. We'd better but a big orange sticker on the packaging that says 'Contains unlisted bonus track "We're a Bunch of Wankers"!'"

Ones I have:

• Songs in the Key of X: I reccomend you hold the reverse button on the cd player past the beginning of the first track until the display reads -9.15. There's an excellent song by The Dirty Three, then another with Nick Cave and The Dirty Three.
• Cracker, Kerosene Hat: Track 69 (huhuhuhuh) is the fab song Eurotrash Girl; track 88 is some loud thing which I assume is called Drive my Car (that's what he keeps yelling); track 99 is an outtake from the title song.
• Beck: He puts these on all his albums. Mutations is the only one where it's an actual song, with lyrics and stuff, if I remember correctly. It's quite good, too.