Tarnation, and expectoration.

I will be in London until the 16th (definitely), but can't stay long after that (20th?). So earlier would be good for me.

(Wyldwynd likes Christmas because he is spoilt )

UPDATE : (Fucken Hippos!)

OK, I have rigged it so I am here until the 20th now. Some clarifications, having just absorbed this increasingly lengthy node :

WyldWynd : Just because you have no respect for the value of things. You have a £2000 Breitling watch. I get a lump of coal that took 10,000,000 years to form, and produces pure, pure energy. You materialistic son of a bitch - don't make me unleash the monkey on you. He may look chilled now but he's an expert in the Drunken Master style of monkey kung-fu.

RalphyK : Deserves a drink for making my laugh my arse off on writeup after writeup.

FelonyMPulse : Can haX0r me or WyldWynd at any time, so we have to respect his authoritaaah.

Heyoka : We WILL get you on film this time.

C. M. : I can't believe you knicked Gnarl's wallet, yeah the photo on his Blockbuster Video card is pretty damn funny.

Dizzy : Sorry I'm gonna miss you this time round man (sniff)

And now we present the key of C :

Shut up about that bloody Pogues song(?). You all know that Slade's (So Here It Is) Merry Christmas is the best.

I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!	They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom	izzy wizzy let's get dizzy	Mornington Crescent
E2 Annex	Monkeys in Soho A-Go-Go	Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die	Golden Virginia
Fairytale of New York	Haven't you always wanted a monkey?	Go on! It's got raisins in it!	BOFH
Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien	spliff	Man Bites Dog	E2 Gatherings
bah humbug	Things video games have taught me	Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)	The Brighter Side of Winter in Toronto
The Brave Little Toaster	rm -rf /	Work like you don't need the monkey

A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas (idea)

UPDATE : (Fucken Hippos!)