(John and Paul, circa
1975, talking to camera)
John: What's this all about? Something wrong with your picture tube?
Paul: No, it's called Pong.
John: I can't smell anything.
Paul: Not that sort of pong - it's Electronic Tennis.
John: In that case, hand me my electronic racket.
Paul: You'd know all about electronic rackets.
John: Very funny. Now gizza go...
(Together, singing)
Pong, Pong, Pong
Pong, Pong, Pong
It's a game with thrills galore
Avoid missing ball for high score
Just grab a paddle and play along with me
It's easy
All you need is Pong
All you need is Pong
All you need is Pong, Pong
Pong is all you need