Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn! (idea) by fool4luv

Hey, YOU! Get off o’ my lawn!
(sung to the tune of Hey You get off of my cloud)

You know you’re getting old when you find yourself saying:

What the HELL is going on with my eyebrows?
Where are my keys? (you find them in the freezer)
Why are these pants shorter now? They never used to drag on the ground.
Where are my glasses? Oh, right, they’re on my head.
Oh great, a zit! Now is that a zit on a wrinkle, or does my zit have a wrinkle?
Eh? Eh? Speak up, why doncha?
Why the H - E - Double Hockey Sticks isn’t this remote working? Oh. It’s the phone.
I only want the computer to work, I don’t wan’t to become a damned computer programmer!
Dammitalltohell! Where the fuck are my glasses?
Who ARE these people on the covers of magazines at the checkout stand?
Kids, when I was young . . . wait, where are you going?

July 24, 2014	When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)	Degeneracy	Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
hipster	October 27, 2023	To really mess things up takes a machine	The world is too loud
May 15, 2014	May 12, 2014	Shut the front door!	Weird, yet disturbingly satisfying feelings
Why old people piss me off	One more gray hair	S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N	Irascible
September 3, 2020	Avocado Toast	September 19, 2017	April 15, 2015
October 30, 2013