I am a proud Ultra Virgin.

I refuse to get caught up in the wild, confusing web of the dating world, nor am I fond of the tireless dance of female logic. Although, occasionally causing social tension and although I've been courted. (*sigh* "Such a waste...", thus said Amy) I am, in an unusual way, proud of my naievete.

Never kissed.
Never held hands.
Never touched.
I am curious as to what hair feels like...