At my
sister's wedding two weeks ago, one of my little cousins ran up to the head
table and began to ask questions of the
bridesmaids. I answered her questions with
silly answers and another little cousin ran up to join in the fun. My other sister (
not the bride) was sitting next to me.
"How come
Vanessa is so tanned?"
because she eats toast.
"If you live in Arizona, how come
you're so white?"
because I drink bleach.
"NO YOU DON'T!!" (giggles)
"When are you going to get
married?"
My sister Vanessa tells them, "Jennifer's not going to get married. She's going to be
the cat lady."
ha ha. It would be a lot funnier if I weren't
actually afraid it was going to happen.