The Page of Cool in June 2001 barely contained the myriad developments on Everything2. The month started off with one of the largest public gatherings of users, right smack in the middle of the States. Everyone seems to have had a great time, and this may be the reason so many collaborative works subsequently appeared. These included two crossword puzzles, a poem, and a 48-hour musical endeavour. Death threats from a rather sombre user started popping up in people's Message Inbox, and a gathering of E2 gods went south, way south.

There's a new feature for the Page of Cool: whenever a node is cooled, Cool Man Eddie messages anyone with a writeup on the node about it.


113 nodes were cooled in June. Below are categorical listings of some nodes, followed by the full list, in order of appearance.



The cooled node with the longest title ever, which also contains more self-referential in-jokes than you can shake a stick at:
I will REMOVE your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The LesbianMonkey Puppy" Philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or Malarky?


E2 related:
Capitalization in Nodes revisited: A Heretic Sees the Light
Database Lag-o-meter
E2 Clueless (Newbie) Mistakes To Avoid
E2 Quick Start
E2 Suicide
E2PCOT
Editor Log: September 28, 2000
Everything in the news
Everything Professional Career Network
Everything Resume Repository
I just got my postcard from Texas signed by the FAMOUS Team Jet-Poop!
kind words beat upvotes and c!s every day
Sixteen Nodes


Best celebration of Bloomsday:
a nice cool glass of Joyce


Languages:
grammar pet peeves
How to write poetry
Polish pronunciation
The Japanese Kanji Metanode
Two Things Not To Say In Thai


At the movies:
Black & White
Moulin Rouge
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
the little death and Veronica Lake
W. C. Fields
War of the Worlds

Repeatedly Cooled
Address to a Haggis
E2 Clueless (Newbie) Mistakes To Avoid
E2 Quick Start






Page of Cool for June 2001


my favorite chemistry joke
enigma
Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
Lifetimes are catching up with me
Editor Log: September 28, 2000
The Rise of Islam
life
HOT DAMN!: Drinking, Debauchery, and Dastardly Deeds
Till Eulenspiegel
No Name Church
Black-Scholes
E2 Suicide
kind words beat upvotes and c!s every day
Brooklyn
Politeness is always in order
warp core
Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
Obedience to Authority
Race condition
dichotic gender paradigm
Two Things Not To Say In Thai
Capitalization in Nodes revisited: A Heretic Sees the Light
My Roommates have ordered Throwing Stars
Sixteen Nodes
Polish pronunciation
Ripping off soda machines
Thunder, Perfect Mind
beta
Herero Genocide
Cuban Missile Crisis
My correspondence with the Westboro Baptist Church
War of the Worlds
Database Lag-o-meter
angel hair
the little death and Veronica Lake
Everything in the news
E2PCOT
the theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
when I think of him now I can smell horses
Our Exagmination Round His Factification for Incamination of Work in Progress
Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes. TRUST ME.
Modern Library's 100 Best Books: Fiction
Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
a nice cool glass of Joyce
Losing the boy
That boy of yours is gone
Everything Resume Repository
Everything Professional Career Network
A Grandpa's Notebook
There is Power in a Union
FREE HOT PORN
we are using the machines to steal it all back again
Dr. J. Allen Hynek
Confessions of an Ass-Kicker
grammar pet peeves
Ruben Salazar
Everyone likes the Pope
The Problem With Leftovers...
Why eat imitation food?
An interview with Gene Ray
Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Time Cube
How to write poetry
jeepney
Johannes Vermeer
weekend sound track
Le Morte d'Arthur
the last time I saw Orson Welles
W. C. Fields
Art Spiegelman
fag
Address to a Haggis
someday you will drive your sony to the sony to pick up some more sony
John Lee Hooker
Evidently Chicken Town
false friends
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
Moulin Rouge
how to attract the attention of wait staff
Moxie
E2 Quick Start
Summit in Savannah
He didn't want to be Gary anymore.
The Capuchin Boneyard
Savannah, the aftermath
grunts
martial law baby
The Rape of Nanking
Van Morrison
I can't believe I'm getting arrested on top of the sheer enjoyment of shaving my cat's ass
Triple Goddess
In my craft or sullen art
And Death Shall Have No Dominion
Recompiling your Linux kernel
The Japanese Kanji Metanode
Black & White
How to make a car last nearly forever
How to play Mao
E2 Clueless (Newbie) Mistakes To Avoid
Beavis and Butt-Head Haiku
super hero origins
I will REMOVE your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The LesbianMonkey Puppy" Philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or Malarky?
Cheap Homemade Facials
Nuking and Klaproth and gods, oh my!
Mongkut
The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle
Anna Leonowens
stained glass
An example of Atari 2600 source code
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I just got my postcard from Texas signed by the FAMOUS Team Jet-Poop!
I've been a woman for too long
undertaker
Stereo pair




May 2001...July 2001

compiled by gnarl, July 2001