How to torture a telemarketer (idea)

Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk	How to get rid of a telemarketer	For the love of God, I am not a female!	Misanthropy
I was a teenage telephone solicitor	stupidity should be painful	Overdrawn at the Memory Bank	The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
Slashdot Effect	telemarketing	Telephone Consumer Protection Act	telemarketer
PBX	Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers	Things invented by the French	manager
FCC	Plan 9 from Outer Space	hush puppies	gatekeeper