You'd be surprised how easily you may be able to convince one of your loser friends to grow a mullet if enough people are willing to pay him or her for suffering through it. For something like this, it's definitely better to subsidize the mulleteer on a monthly basis instead of paying it out a one-time dare. It may take a number of people to pool their money to bribe someone into getting and keeping a mullet, but it would certainly be worthy entertainment. What would your price be?

This is a scaled-down, pathetic imitation of the now-famous bar bet where an otherwise sane man agreed to get himself 36C breast implants and keep them for a year in order to receive $100K.

Will the mullet-wearer keep the hairdo after the money stops flowing the same way other man kept his gazongas? Only time will tell.