I just got my postcard from Massachusetts signed by the FAMOUS ideath!

This is, without a doubt, the best postcard I have ever received.


The front depicts a thin man with an unusually large belt buckle. He sports a goatee, long hair (which has been pulled back into ponytail) and a surprising number of facial tattoos: a cobra on his forehead, four lightning bolts on his cheek and a trail of three tears running down from his left eye. He also appears to have the letters L-O-V-E and H-A-T-E tattooed onto his knuckles for some reason; finally, as if that wasn't strange enough, he also holds a sign that says:

I HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED AS MILDLY INSANE!¹.


ideath writes:
    this man has stolen
    your sign.
    so, of course, i killed
    him
    .
    can i keep the sign?


¹ The photograph is attributed to Gillian Wearing and comes from what I can only assume is a collection entitled Signs that say what you want them to say and not signs that say what someone else wants you to say, 1992-1993.