A poem in honour of our hero, dem bones:

The Dreaded Rear Admiral
A haiku in three parts by hoopy_frood

I

Nate is our captain.
Dem Bones watches his behind,
But not too closely.

II

He's a vengeful god.
Pray at the altar bones built,
Or he'll kick your ass.

III

Fez wonders aloud:
Do you like to be happy?
Bones grins silently.

fin