it is even more
cute when,
strung out on a
double decker of crack and
pcp, i wander the streets in
my
bunny ears trying to hatch
cars by sitting atop them and
eating rocks like candy -
pukesick,
Chatterbox[
i love america.
what other country gives its
working class such a variety of ways to
exploit and degrade
themselves to
avoid starvation? not that
being a stripper has to be degrading.. but
being a
stripper at a franchise? -
prole,
deja vu
don't
lick the
icicle you don't know where
it's been!
-
hoopy frood,
Chatterbox all icicles are
alike.
Lick one icicle, and
you've licked them all -
hodgepodge,
Chatterbox If I wern't such a
prudish virgin, I'd be one
hell
of a slut. -
xunker,
Chatterbox I love minorities. With sour cream and chives. - CowboyNeal, #everything
The question is,
are you going to regret having loved or not having loved? -
Pseudo Intellectual,
love is forever
There is
something sad about candles that melt each other
just by being too close.
Why can't they cooperate?
-
jessicapierce,
mind racing, a while back But was he
mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade? -
CowbotNeal, my new
nonhuman crush "It's only the
murder suite if you think of it that way," said the director of housing. -
nutate, #everything
I don't believe there really IS a
GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a
BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!! -
CowbotNeal, #e.
puking looks like
waterfall. i mean
sometimes
it looks beautiful. -
noumiso,
Chatterbox OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!!
First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th'
WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a
FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE'S the WASHING MACHINES? -
CowbotNeal, #e
it's true!
*sob* I've been
nodestalking
icicle for years, since
before
Everything existed, even!
I'm
sorry, I'm sorry! -
hodgepodge
if you
get a
cookie from the makers
of a
sex survey, I recommend
you don't eat it. -
Pseudo Intellectual, Chatterbox
I'm not really into
coffee anymore, but
I make my tea with the sweat of the working man. -
achan the capitalist pig, in #everything
Note: Upgrading to
Girlfriend 2.0 without COMPLETELY uninstalling
Girlfriend 1.0beta will cause your system to "hang" because of shared use of the Input/Output port"
-
gregday,
droppin' science in #everything what? people are on
irc naked and I missed it so I could watch
some fucking movie about aliens? -
achan, #e
all things are
marmalade at some
vibrational levels...even
lies,
but
mostly puppies.
lawnjart,
Chatterbox dammit,
my sister won't keep out of my
cockporn! -
aaronchan, # everything
analyzing or
explaining humor is like
analyzing a frog, you can do it
but the
frog tends to die in
the process -
KillerPenguin,
Chatterbox i hope
that
last writeup didn't make me
look like a homophobe. now
i'll never get a boyfriend! -
achan,
Chatterbox it must be late. even the
hookers have gone to bed. -
GroundCtl, #everything
i wish i could live a
faerie tale life, one of the '
happily ever after' ones, not one of the '
care to taste this dog?' ones. -
jkfghldagv, #e
Wha?
Not
postmarked?? IT'S
YOU--YOU'VE BEEN
SENDING THEM!
IT'S LIKE
FIGHT CLUB! You're YOU! -
the delicious dem bones,
Chatterbox that
communist cunt sucks horse balls -
DMan my penis is just a phallic symbol, meant to compensate for my lack of a car -
Jazeraint, #e
I'm
simultaneously
Unitarian,
Jewish
and
Quaker. When I
walk into a
bar, there's no need for a
punchline. -
Sylvar,
Chatterbox all you need is a
scalpel and a dream i say -
nutate, in reference to me becoming a
moyle Torn skin being agitated by a moving
penis isn't exactly a day at
Disney Land, now is it? -
moJoe,
Virginity, my loss of My head is a
strange place.
--
pukesick, courtesy the
Everything Quote Server well there was
this guy and he was smoking
and he taught a dog to
smoke and the dog went
around and
bummed
smokes off of
people and the
dog brought them back to the
guy and they smoked and
didnt care who saw 'em... -
lawnjart,
Chatterbox it's amazing that those
poor thin
prom queens managed to wield two whips - one to
flog themselves, one to punish the
heathens. -
prole,
i'm not anorexic, but i'm working on it If you can
say
one thing to one person
today, make it: "
I am really
interested in your message".
Good for what ails you. -
ToasterLeavings,
Chatterbox "i'm going to
bang you till the sun comes
up!"
"no, you're going to eat
me
like the story says!" -
proj2501, can't remember the context
my pee pee noder has shoulder
length dark hair, possibly a goatee and may have
been wearing a vest -
witchiepoo, Chatterbox