The implied but not explicit great thing about this is, of course,

We'll be PIRATES!

arr! avast! awash, a-whist, a-whittle and aweigh, polly-wanna-cracker? awk! who wants to go skinny dipping!
Note to all coastal noders: if you don't come to us, we will come to you. Be sure to bring loot, lemons, or rum so we don't keel-haul ye.

Actually, i don't really like rum. I like lots of other stuff though. I'm flexible. I'm the Flexible Pirate, iDEATH.