The official name of the decade we're living in now, from 2000 to 2009. You are instructed to disregard any and all comments or statements to the contrary that you may have heard or may hear, since these are only crude attempts to promote general chaos and civil unrest.

To promote an overall more liberal attitude towards life, the universe, and everything, join the ranks of millions in calling this decade with its true name; The Naughties!