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Destroying AOL CDs is an art...

There are those, the legendary casian artisans, who have elevated AOL CD destruction to a spiritual experience. Although I have not yet reached enlightenment, I have followed the many spiraled path, the path that leads to the end of the AOL as we know it and the rebirth of the great slumbering daemon.

Seekers take note. The following have composed my path:

  • Bake in an oven till warped, brings wisdom.
  • Stick in a microwave until scarred, brings beauty.
  • Use as a model rocket launch pad, brings strength.
  • Use as a target for a crossbow, brings charisma.
  • Freeze to extreme cold then shatter, brings humour.

May your path be brightened by the reflection of the divine CDs...