"Reality" is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
**CONSTRUCTION ABANDONED**
This one's all mine.
...goin' and makin' me miss you more than i already do... you jerk.
.....i...heart...noders.....
*hot damn! (sorta)*
Objective: Find myself in a room with doyle, IWhoSawTheFace, and JohnnyGoodyear. Spectate ensuing wackiness.
NOTE: i am not this mofo. nor am i this mofo. as a matter of fact, they're goin' down. in a STEEEEEEEL CAAAAAGEMATCH, baby.
want a piece of my ekw?
cool like sea glass on ya momma's ass...
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rockin' the casbah
pylon: heh, the Catholic Church has a much funnier look at it's ministers. Once ordained, you're always ordained. Even if you flip off the Pope, piss on the altar, and marry three hookers in Utah. =)
Maylith: I once *told* a spider to scram, and it did. It was a bit eerie.
mcd: Yeah, I once told Shelob to suck a dick, and wouldn't you know it, the porn industry has never been the same.
and am i the only one who stumbles across RTFM and immediately thinks
Respect The Fucking Monkey?
yeah, i didn't think so.
Tralala PIE
Bum-pa-dump GIN
coo-ca-choo BOOBIES
lalala KICKINASS!