Refers to the male
penis. Also has the ability to make any sentence funny:
Barry's 27-inch phallus, armed with guard hairs as sharp as red-hot needles, shot through Gilks'
rectum, shattered his lower
spine and skewered his
colon, causing his entire lower
torso to "cave" in!
- "
Black Bear Attacks,
Rapes
Zookeeper",
The Onion