I love little flirty sundresses. Unfortunately, I have been endowed with breasts that don't. To wear one of these, you have to go braless. I can't do that without jiggling all over, and risking knocking myself out. Nevermind if it suddenly got a bit chilly out.

One day I bought a pretty violet chiffon dress. It was all floaty and pretty. I tried it on without a bra, and just felt awkward. I remembered reading and hearing repeatedly about how models and girls in beauty contests would use duct tape under their breasts for support and nipple coverage. I decided "great, what could be cooler, cute sundress and the ultimate geek tool .. duct tape."

So I started about 2 inches under my breasts and started taping, and binding. About a 1/2 inch above the nipple I stopped... I went around my torso 3 times, for ultimate support, then ripped it off the roll. I put the dress on, and it looked great. I felt supported.

After about 30 minutes it got uncomfortable. Duct tape doesn't breathe very well. I tried to reach, and find the end of the tape and couldn't. That is when I started to panic. I tried to rip it off, but it was too thick. I finally wound up searching for scissors and cutting it off. Panicking while duct-taped is not fun. I wound up with yucky sticky adhesive stuck to me, and had to take a long hot shower to get the plastic smell and feeling off.