Smoking cigarettes on a roof in the middle of winter (person) by junkpile

It must have been January because it was still Christmas break, we had to lie our way onto the closed campus, "we're just checking our mail." Hide the car behind the library and walk back the long way to the dorm. His side of the roof was the side away from the parking lot and toward the woods. Security would not see us. We sat on the slant with our feet in the eavestrough and smoked and were shocked by the snow, like we are always shocked every few years when it happens, a surprise every time.

Do you want to go to that damn fucking gallery opening with me, he wanted to know. I said I did not want to go at all, but I would go, since he had to. We were quiet then. His smoke was white from the moon, the snow was white from the moon. He pulled off a rotten shingle and threw it like a sorry flappy frisbee. I told him Quit it but he said he only had to throw one of them, he was done. He said you are the best girl I never slept with, and he was right.

We smoke cloves because we can	I need something like smoking	The girl you fell in love with	Beautiful things that have made you cry
Girls with glasses	I have never let my schooling interfere with my education	If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes	Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
The only girlfriend I never slept with	Hardcore sleeping	No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter	Sparkling Cigarette
What You Leave Behind	You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars	Liquid Television	What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
The chameleon effect	Sorority girls vs. frat chicks	Craving a smoke	girls with guns
Cigarettes are my personal proverbial Planck's Constant	Everything is a psychological experiment funded by the government