"Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' logs..."


We decided that we would attend. We decided that we would drive and bring a car load of noders cross-country. Yes, we freaking lost our minds.

Here it is....

CONVOY

What?

A car load of noders departing Eugene, Oregon on July 1, via I-5. We'll swing through Portland, picking up GhettoAardvark + 1


"Cab-over Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs..."

How?
We'll be taking I-84 east out of Portland, then I-80 east til Chicago. We will be driving straight through, only stopping for food/gas/bathrooms.

"We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town"

Why?
I already told you why. But wait! My car seats 6 and we suddenly have an open seat. A seat that maybe YOU are interested in taking. Estimated gas expense per person for 6 people is around $90/per person.

"I says, 'Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck. And I'm about to put the hammer down."


Lyrics courtesy of C.W. McCall's, "Convoy"