This is an actual book, written in the late 1960s with horrifying sincerity by some egregiously reprehensible fellow who has no doubt since died of
syphilis. According to
prandtl (whom I gave it to), it should be titled "How to be the biggest
slimeball the world has ever known while conning a bunch of poor
women into
sleeping with your
ugly, tiny-d****d self." Prandtl learned (and he's being sarcastic):
- that school teachers are easy if you pretend to be a jet test pilot or astronaut.
- about the four types of women and how to seduce each of them.
- how to hide expenses from your wife and how to fake a heart attack if she catches you.
- that condoms are expensive and reusable and that the woman should take joy in washing them out and drying them since they are the gateway to her pleasure
- how to fake your way out of accepting responsibility for a pregnancy.
- how to fake a venereal disease.
- how to ... God, even I don't want to know.